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Apr. 21st, 2006 @ 02:08 am It's finally on the web.
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Date:April 21st, 2006 06:51 am (UTC)
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I'm going to have my moment of intolerance, and nobody will take it from me. I'd like to say that 'Adam Perry' is exactly the kind of name you'd expect a student body president to have. It's just so generic, milquetoast whitebread palatable. Non-ethnic nonthreatening glad-handing brown-nosing baby-kissing suck-up name. Look for him at your next bourbon-swilling filet-mignon-eating honkey-herd $5000 a plate GOPAC fundraiser. Ask for him by name! 'The Generic One'&trade

I've never met a member of student government who wasn't a weasel in training. That's what student government is for: grooming tomorrow's self-righteous, self-entitled loads. Learn how to check your already withered conscience at the door, sell out your constituents to business interests, gerrymander districts, maintain deniability while slinging mud, patronize the little people, and more!