And now to be politically incorrect, a joke.
Four High School friends meet at their High School Reuion. The fourth highschool fellow goes to bathroom and the others start to talk about their sons...
Highschool Fellow 1: You know my son? I'm so proud of him 'cause he was so successful. He became so rich that he gave one of his best friends a 2-million dollar Mansion for free!
Highschool Fellow 2: Really? My son's made me proud to. He's became so rich from acting and gave his closest friend 2 free Hummer H2's.
Highschool Fellow 3: Even my son got rich to. He won the 8 million-dollar Lotto and he bought his best friend a private yatch and plane.
The fourth Highschool Fellow comes back from the bathroom and overhears them talking about their sons. So he began to tell them about his son.
Highschool Fellow 4: Yeah, well, my son hasn't been as successful like your sons have. He's gay and works at a gay stripping joint for a living.
Highschool Fellow 1: What a shame.
Highschool Fellow 4: No, not really. He lives in a 2-million dollar mansion, owns his own jet and yatch, and owns 2 Hummer H2's which were all given to him by three of his Ex-boyfriends