November 4th, 2005

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Voice Post:

I won't actually be leaving until early tomorrow morning, but I knew I'd forget to do the post then, so I did it now.
VoicePost
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“Hiya, it's, uh, Pathia again, um, I'm doing this voice post because I'm on my way to my grandparent's house. Um. I'm going to meet the extended-extended family, that is, the, uh, cousins of my grandparents. Um, they're all from extremely deep texas, generally about, let's see, about half an hour from Mexico or so. Um, they're all extremely racist and bigoted, um, despite the fact that most of them have hispanic backgrounds anyway. Uh, so, yeah, it's usually pretty awkward to meet these people. Um, but, they all want to see me because I'm this abnormality in the family because I'm one of the very few, few few, that ever make it into college let alone into graduate school in the extended-extended family. Um. So, they're all proud of me. Of course, I have to, uh, act the part and remove all my earrings, anything that would make them think I'm different, because, uh, two earrings still equals "faggot" down there. So, yeah, uh, we'll just have to see, I guess. Um, hopefully nothing bad will happen. But, if anything does, uh, well, you'll probably hear another phone post from me before it's all said and done. Uh, and I guess that's it, really. Goodbye.”

Transcribed by: rainwyrm