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May. 5th, 2006 @ 03:00 pm I'm a recruiter! *waves a rainbow flag around*
Current Mood: simultaneously amused and annoyed

Gah! Military religious soldiers astound me.

Apparently I'm a 'recruiter' because HOW DARE I LOOK VAGUELY CUTE OR MAYBE EVEN SLIGHTLY ATTRACTIVE. I am making EVERY man that looks at me commit a mortal homosexual thought sin! Apparently I'm supposed to look like a man in a dress so they know not to think lustful thoughts about me.
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From:chirik
Date:May 5th, 2006 07:04 pm (UTC)
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...

huh?
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From:pathia
Date:May 5th, 2006 07:07 pm (UTC)
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Since I have a penis, if they look at me and think I'm cute/attractive I infect them with 'teh ghey'.
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From:sabrewing
Date:May 5th, 2006 07:13 pm (UTC)
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Well, does it make you feel any better that I'm a civilian again now? ;)
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From:pathia
Date:May 5th, 2006 07:15 pm (UTC)
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Yes, yes it does :)
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From:momentrabbit
Date:May 5th, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC)

O.o !!

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They.. that.. it just.. it.. I .. arrrrgh!

(head explodes trying to reconcile the cognitive dissonance)
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From:azraile
Date:May 5th, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC)

Re: O.o !!

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*fixes you up with anti-peradoxal buffers*
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From:pathia
Date:May 5th, 2006 07:34 pm (UTC)
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Woot
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From:prickvixen
Date:May 5th, 2006 08:55 pm (UTC)
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THOUGHTSIN! Get George Orwell on the phone...
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From:ilthuain
Date:May 6th, 2006 02:43 am (UTC)
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"I died in 1950, so leave me out of it. Fag."

*click*
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From:azraile
Date:May 5th, 2006 10:36 pm (UTC)

OH YAH!!!

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Tried to IM you about it... but had some turble with my conection.... Relee posted this in her LJ and I though you would love it:


from http://www.waynebesen.com/2006/03/quote-of-week.html:

"In Annapolis, (Capital of) Maryland, at a hearing on the proposed Constitutional Amendment to prohibit gay marriage, Jamie Raskin, professor of law at AU, was requested to testify and he did so.

At the conclusion of his testimony, a right-wing senator rose to say, "Mr. Raskin, my Bible says that marriage shall occur only between a man and a woman. What do you have to say about that?"

Raskin: "Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You did not place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible."

The room erupted into applause."
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From:oby
Date:May 6th, 2006 04:41 am (UTC)

Re: OH YAH!!!

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Things didn't go exactly like that, but close enough. Here's the Snopes link to that story.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/raskin.asp
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From:griffinwolf
Date:May 6th, 2006 12:11 am (UTC)
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Maybe they're afraid that you'll turn soldiers gay? And then we'd have to worry about Arabs dressing in drag to distract our troops. *facepalms*
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From:circuit_four
Date:May 6th, 2006 12:15 am (UTC)
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Hmmph, "gay people are trying to recruit us" is the "Jews poison our wells at night" of the 21st century. Classic mass hysteria.
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From:vickshb
Date:May 6th, 2006 12:18 am (UTC)
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But I like girls with penises! ;}
From:silussa
Date:May 6th, 2006 01:20 am (UTC)
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Maybe you're supposed to look like the androgenous character from SNL whose name eludes me, instead of turning male heads?
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From:oby
Date:May 6th, 2006 04:42 am (UTC)
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It's Pat!
From:kk_kitsune
Date:May 6th, 2006 01:58 am (UTC)
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A "recruiter?"

Ignore 'em, Pathia. These people aren't worth the airspace they occupy. *Snugs*
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From:mikailborg
Date:May 6th, 2006 02:16 am (UTC)
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I keep trying to think of something to say that doesn't make me sound like a horndog. (Not that I'm not, I just try not to act like one in public too much.)

All I can think of is that maybe you're keeping some of those military religious soldiers up nights - or sending them to confession, if it's allowed to confess that sort of thing.
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From:pathia
Date:May 6th, 2006 02:34 am (UTC)
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Kinda off topic. We have anything for tomorrow?

I technically graduate that afternoon, but I hate the ceremony and all that jazz, plus it's _eighty dollars_ for the fricke robes. Ridiculous!
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From:cyriljackal
Date:May 6th, 2006 02:56 am (UTC)
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You don't seem to make me want to sleep with women. Not much anyway. If it worked one way it should work the other, making gay men confused too. Not that I'm not confused about stuff. Um...
You just like making trouble. *nods* You're such a culture-jammer.
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From:shizouka
Date:May 6th, 2006 05:47 am (UTC)
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These are the same kind of people who blame women for looking sexy so much that they eventually rape them.
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From:shizouka
Date:May 6th, 2006 06:29 am (UTC)
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**** WELCOME TO THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA *****

Congratulations Recruit!

You have now become part in the most massive world dominating conspiricy since the mass trans-solar migration of the Mayan civilization! Feel good about your newfound sexuality and bask in its lewdness to come in undermining the family structure of society. Broken homes mean more gravy for us all!

Your new ideas for attire and food likes/dislikes are to be found in pamphlet 53a, right after the written primer: "How to dress yourself and NOT look like bozo the clown" Please take a few moments to familiarize yourself with these as they are essential to The Cause.

Anonymous parners make themselves available on every other business weekday and 24 hours on Weekends, be sure to visit at least twice a week. Remember: Bonus Points are awarded on the 20th of every month for those who convert the most religious leaders and married hetrosexuals!

If you are feeling restless as you adjust to your new lifestyle, please take advantage of the free 24 hour ACLU hotline. They are happy to recieve any word that religion or god was used in your presence and will happily sue the daylights out of anyone you choose!

I am sure you're going to become a fantastic new part of our new world domination New carefree society. Don't forget to vote Communist!